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FUcking Stupid CUNT......*walks away mumbling*
Where da fuck have you been all week Mizzy??
I missed ya.. [img]frown.gif[/img]
Been fucking working....
doing some fucking house work but not to fucking much....
paying fucking bills....
fucking window shopping....
FUCKING.....Ummm your not ment to know that but hey now ya do......
had fucking dinner at mum and fucking dads....
thats about fucking it for the fucking moment....
Cuz I fucking felt like it this topic is revived..
If ya dont like it then fuck off...*giggles*
And I see somehow the topic got on necrophelia here too. (Couldn't very well use that particular adjective in there, for obvious reasons.)
That's what you get from naming a fucking board "Death Defying", right?
Phok.
Not to mention hard.
Love that 'cold sweat'.
You've been fucked over in life so why not get fucked over in death...Necrophilia..
Rigor mortis makes me hot...
What's that song by Alice Cooper?
Cold Ethel?..something like that...lol
Opps..need to vent..Fuck I need to get more than 3 hours sleeps a night..Im so fucking tired...bloody body clock sping has sprung I think...lol
Fuckin HELLLLL
the Tards in our art class
put your workd down so you can use both hands to clean up you tard
fucking fuck fuck fuck cunt fuck fucking fuck
Taking a deep breath
ahhh Im better now...
by the way were is a hammer I might need it next week
Got up at 5.30 and took the hour and a half trainride to university to find out my teacher called in sick. Fucking hell! Shit! Dammit! Etcetera!
well that would give you the fuking shits then ...alll thay way to school and the fucking teacher not turning up
Sounds like us last Monday..I fucking hate dragging around all my art shit on Monday..but at least we didnt have to travel as far as lefty did...
Oh and by the way..Fucking old cunts of old bitch ladies to want to turn right and pratically park their car in the middle of the oncoming lane to turn and sit there with a fucking blank look on their face when you try and squeeze past then when you turn into the street their in...and I just love screaming fucking heaps of abuse at them..
Fuck 'em...*road rage venting*
Do as the sane do. Get a gun. Shoot all the roadhogs and let the Big Girl sort 'em out!
*Suddenbly remembering Mr. Magoo*
Aaah... Lovely old man...
Ewww...fucking milk is off...talk about chunky..eww.. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
*Barf*
Chunky fucking milk. Let's just PRAY it was past its sell-by date. Or else...
Only by a week..Just shows you howmuch we drink milk here in my house..lol
Fucking old people..shoulnt be allowed to drive...Nearly t-boned a car driven by this old fart drving Miss Daisy at an intersection..he didnt even look at us..just crawled around the corner without looking at any traffic at all..
Fucking old bastard... [img]graemlins/car.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
fucking cunt of a head ache
Ahh...fuck it...nothing to vent about
Me neither. Gentle 20 C today. Sunshine, hapiness and rainbows, lollipops etcetera...
*groan*..Fucking bad food at the college canteen....not good and guts are agreeing with me... http://www.hostboard.com/forums/
fuck you sue lyn for cooking shitty food !
Fucking second hand smoke in clubs..I put fresh clothes on tonight and I reek of cigarette smoke and I need to wash my hair again..
And my eyes friggin sting from the smoke too..
My fucking coat too. That thing was so expensive and now I feel like I quit smoking for NOTHING!
WARNING: Another vent about elderly drivers.
What the fuck is it about elderly drivers wanting to 'Drive Miss Daisy" right in front of me? I was in a 60kph zone and this old biddy was doing 35-50khp..up and down slower and slightly faster..hitting the brakes for nothing...AARRRGGGHHH!!!!! Makes me want to run the little old fuckers over in my big fucking 4 wheel drive...
*deep cleansing breath*..Im optimistic that they'll die soon and get off the road then.. [img]wink.gif[/img]
LOL! You mean-spirited bitch you!
You should just drive up next to them, roll down the window and swear profusely at them. They'll stroke out, drive off to the side and bada-bing bada-boom, problem solved.
So speaketh the voice of experience..?..lol
This kinda links into the bitch thread but I really fucking hate being talked to as if I was mentally retarded and I that Im slowly loosing my cool with some of my teachers. I think a short talk is needed soon before I do something I might regret...like smashing a large bisque fired pot across the fucking skull of my ceramics teacher...Count to 10 Belle..breathe.. [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
One... Two... Ah, fuck it
*S-CRASH!*
Kill
Crush
Fuck
Destroy
(Not neccesarily in that order.)
AND we're back on necrophelia again. Yay.
Igor! Go get me another stiff..err..body. This time one thats not so badly decomposing!
Ah, yef fir! I mean, ma'am.
I want me one wifout a brain thif time. They alwayf get headachef at the worft timef. Juft when yoy get the condom on, then they fhould never back-out anymore. Al fet and ready to go.
Go find yourself my pretty one my humble manservant..Mistress has some more work to do on this fine male specimen *grabs the gaffa tape and a martini*
*Opens yar*
Get out, ya wee-uns!
*Tiny screams*
The hip bone's connected to the scrotum bone..the scrotum bone is connected to the dick bone...and thats whats it all about..
I could show you my favorite obsession. I?ve been making a man. With blonde hair and a tan. And he?s good for relieving my tension.
So! Come up to the lab, and see what?s on the slab. I see you shiver with antici......pation. But maybe the rain, is really to blame, so I?ll remove the cause......but not the symptom!
*later that very same night*
Tonight! My unconventional conventionalists, you are to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research and paradise is to be mine! It was strange the way it happened. Suddenly you get a break and all the pieces seem to fit into place. What a sucker you?ve been, what a fool. The answer was there all the time, it took a small accident to make it happen. An accident! And that?s how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that...spark! That is the breath of life. Yes! I have that knowledge. I hold the secret. To life. Itself! You see, you are fortunate, for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be born! Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator and step up the reactor power input three more points! [img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rain.gif[/img]